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DLJ, FOCUS, Comrade, I think you are rattled by this POG/Sofa Warrior thing you’ve got going with US Marine Infantrymen, who apparently think you were a combat shirker. (What this “Blue Falcon” thing?) Anyway, I think it takes a lot of courage for an exMarine to continually attack America…

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Mr. DLJohnson, I see from these pages you were what we call a диванный воин (sofa warrior). But this is your chance to help me in a real fight - the fight to make Russian Great Again. Keep up the good work, Comrade.

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Thank you America for your amazing Electoral College. It’s helping me keep Russia Great! (твой президент моя сука!) Most Dictatorships have to manipulate elections to keep themselves in office and you people have a system that does it for you! Keep up the good work suckers! (How did we lo…

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Putin commented on Letter: The Real Obstruction

что это за ерунда? твой президент моя сука!

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Putin commented on Letter: The Real Obstruction

DLJohnson! They're not buying your laughable “Abuse of Power” charge. I know your silly Constitution better than you do! And your random distractions are beside the point. (хорошего полезного идиота - так трудно найти) Don’t you watch Fox and Friends, Comrade? Russia-loving Republicans ev…

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Putin commented on Letter: The Real Obstruction

Thanks, DLJohnson. I used to be sooo mad at The Party of Reagan for what it did to my beloved USSR. But you’re doing such a good job of helping the Party of Trump make up for it!! Keep up the good work, Comrade. So glad you’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat! Together we’ll make Russia…

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Iman! This nonsense isn’t helping to Make Russia Great Again. Focus, Comrade! (Sometimes these “Useful Idiots” aren't so useful.)

Putin

Don’t listen to this man! South Dakotans are among my most ardent supporters! Just Google “rather be a Russian” and get your “I’d rather be a Russian than a Democrat” T-shirt to wear proudly at your next Trump Rally! (It still amazes me that the GOP was once the evil party of Reagan that…

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Putin commented on Letter: Power And Corruption

Atta boy, Iman. And don’t forget it was Ukraine not me who messed with your election. Keep up the good work Comrade!

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Putin commented on Letter: Helpful Hints

Iman, you’re getting confused about who you and I are supporting. Comrade Trump is our man. Not the Democrats! (This is the problem with you “useful idiots.” You’re so easily confused.)